By Nikhat Kazmi
Film: Kurbaan (Drama)
Cast: Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Viveik Oberoi, Om Puri
Direction: Renzil D'Silva
Duration: 2 hours 40 minutes
Critic's Rating: 3 1/2 stars





First things first. Kudos to Karan Johar for shifting gears completely and entering into serious territory. Of course, we do love him for his K-class cinema: all his crunchy popcorn films beginning with K, ever since Kuch Kuch Hota Hai redefined mainstream romance. But Kurbaan doesn't need the popcorn at all. It keeps the screen on overboil for most of its screen time with its hard-hitting storyline that dares to venture into undefined territory.

Like Khuda Kay Liye, Kurbaan too looks at the other side of Islamic fundamentalism and puts the post 9/11 tumult in perspective. Who are these guys who carry anger in their hearts, revenge in their heads and bombs in their pockets? Why are they hell bent on blasting the world, irrespective of the anguish it spells to all and sundry? Can there be a purpose behind their madness? Is one man's terrorist actually another man's activist? Kurbaan, written by Karan Johar, raises these pertinent - and extremely topical - questions, without glossing over the one undeniable truth: a suicide bomber can never solve the inequities of the world, Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan, notwithstanding.

So we have Ehsan Khan (Saif Ali Khan), the Pakistani who lost his wife and kid to American excesses, seething with a desire to avenge his loss. He isn't the archetypal, skull-capped, bearded fundoo, mouthing soliloquies on jihad and intifada (uprising). On the contrary, he's suave, sophisticated and a charmer, tutoring the world on the misconceptions of Islam in the modern world. Small wonder then he manages to win the heart of college professor Avantika (Kareena Kapoor) and follows her to New York on her stint with NYU. But the domestic idyll is short-lived as Avantika soon discovers it isn't her neighbours (the Afghani extended family, headed by Om Puri) alone who have suspicious antecedents. Husband Ehsan too is an integral part of the plot to bomb America for its excesses against Muslims, the world over.

In a classroom sequence, the film tries to put Islamic fundamentalism in perspective by linking the rise of the Muslim terrorist to America's oil-grabbing foreign policy and its questionable attempts at destabilising oil rich countries in order to remain a superpower. Almost every member of the sleeper cell that comprises the Afghan family has a sad story of loss and horror that drove them into becoming fidayeens (suicide bombers). And before you begin to question the filmmakers for going too lenient on terrorism, you find Avantika who remains a non-convert till the very end. Articulating the voice of reason - and non-violence - she questions her husband and oscillates between love and hate for the man who has fathered her child. A prisoner in her own house, her only hope is Riyaaz (Viveik Oberoi), the undercover journalist who has his story of personal loss that pitches him on the other side in this war. He is determined to fight the terrorists and derail their plot of bombing America.

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Posted by REELUSIONS Thursday, November 18, 2010 8 comments



What are the best films of the decade? Nope, I’m not talking about the Lost in Translations or the Dirty Pretty Things. I mean the truly insane, fun, sit-with-your-buddies-and-laugh-like-hyenas type of movies. That’s right; the Catwomans, the Giglis, or well, ANY Ben Affleck movie. They can all move over because the Best Movie of the Decade has officially arrived and how.

Jennifer’s body is so out of this world that it cannot be burdened with a fogey old review or caged into the confines of traditional cinema. It can only be observed, admired and learned from. The knowledge it provides it so vast and infinite that I loathe to pin it down and classify it and yet I must. So here goes nothing. Presenting the list of Things I Learned from Jennifer’s Body:

  1. Megan Fox watches butt squeeze exercise videos as a pastime.
  2. Mental asylum inmates wear fuzzy bunny slippers. I suspect the fuzzy bunny gives her power to kick and levitate. Not to mention making a major fashion statement with the orange jail uniform.
  3.  Make sure you set a horror movie in a town called…wait for it…Devil’s Kettle. Did ya’ll spot the symbolism?
  4. Waving to your best friend makes you “lesbigay”
  5. High-schoolers greet each other these days by calling each other “Vagisil” and “Monistat.”
  6. Hotness is so yesterday. The new standard to aspire towards is “extra-salty.” I have already applied this word to myself as everyone is aware. Make sure you do the same and keep up with the times.
  7. If you hang out with Megan Fox, you get stuck with a name like “Needy.” Her parents were probably fortune-tellers who knew their daughter would meet the extra-salty Ms. Foxy and pale in comparison.
  8.  On the scale of desirability, lead singers always top drummers. If you’re neither, you end up with a name like “Needy.” See above.
  9.  Sex smells like Thai food. Sorry prudes, cover your eyes.
  10.  If you’re not invited to something, you become “jello.” A higher scale of that is “lime green jello.”
  11.  Best blow-off line ever: “He thinks he’s cute enough for me. That’s why he’s in retard math.” Everyone hands off; I intend to use this one very soon.
  12. Red, white and blue alcohol turns brown if it’s left out for too long.
  13. When you’re looking for a virgin, you definitely should go for the sluttiest looking girl. And oh, one that has Megan Fox’s face.
  14. When/If you lose your “backdoor” virginity, you have to sit on a bag of frozen peas for a week.
  15. You need only one sponge and a Swiffer wet jet to clean up a bucketful of blood.
  16. The Indian kid dies first and he must not speak.
  17. Band practice gets cancelled after big fires with multiple deaths. What a bummer.
  18. All animals can sense an impending death and gather to watch it happen.
  19. Bambi likes to feast on human carcasses.
  20. Murder is celebrated by getting naked and swimming in a lake.
  21. Retarded just doesn’t cover it. It must be “freaktarded.”
  22. Megan Fox, as a well-fed vampire, looks like a wax figure. As a hungry, starving vampire, a melting wax figure.
  23. Rocky Horror Picture Show should SO be a boxing movie.
  24. If you want to impress your girlfriend, make sure you tell her you bought condoms from Target.
  25. The most romantic scene of the year includes the lines “Put it in” and “Am I too big for you?”
  26. You know you’ve met a genius when he enters a decrepit, abandoned house and asks his date “This isn’t really your house, right?”
  27. After seeing your best friend looking evil and covered in blood TWICE, you get into bed and make-out with her. Fanboys immediately make and post Youtube videos of the scene set to Katy Perry’s “I kissed a girl.”
  28. The epitome of music stardom is Maroon 5.
  29. To be like Maroon 5, you have to sacrifice virgins for Satan.
  30.  Small town libraries have special occult sections.
  31. A date to the dance can’t be cancelled if the boy has already bought a $12 corsage.
  32. A guy can definitely save himself from a vampire if he’s been using the Bowflex and has a pink pepper spray bottle.
  33. Being intimate is called “porking” among the cool kids.
  34. You know you’re in DEEP trouble when your friend rips off her BFF heart necklace!
  35. Hovering is so NOT impressive. Can you fly?
  36. In the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, the insults fly. Can you think of anything worse than being called jerk, Hannah Montana, player hater, insecure…
  37.  You cannot be insecure if you’ve been the Snow Queen two years ago. See above.
  38. The best way to heal from stake wounds through the heart is to use tampons to plug the leak.
  39. The best murder weapon is a box cutter bought from Home Depot. However, it may result in you being called butch by your enemy so it comes with side effects.
  40. A dying demon’s last more fearful line is “my tit.”

--Dedicated to KKKKunal. If you absolutely hated it, send him all brickbats since he begged me to write it. If you liked it, forward all compliments to princess@castle.kingdom.com. :P

Posted by REELUSIONS Friday, November 20, 2009 0 comments




Raja Sen in Mumbai
In the first half of Karan Johar's conversation with Raja Sen, the filmmaker spoke about stepping out of his comfort zone, and being more honest as a filmmaker.

As the film-faffing continues, Johar discusses the problem of stars and image, the basic Bollywood screenwriting hurdle that should never change, and why he would never cast newcomers in his films.

Read on:

If having new people around you is so clearly broadening your horizons, why do you feel compelled to stick with a majority of the old-guard? Your film still stars Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol, the music is still by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy...

Some of those are the way they are, and the way they will be. I think if I yank myself totally out of my zone, it might affect me. Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy have also composed music that is completely different: there is no lipsync song in My Name Is Khan, it's all background. And the music is not Western at all, barring the fact that it's somewhere fusion based. Also it's got different voices, people I haven't worked with.

When I spoke to Shah Rukh, I said 'look, it's very important that you play even this character as a mainstream hero,' because that's one call that I took commercially. I felt he had to be an endearing character, no matter what. So if that takes bringing about a certain level of 'cutiefying' at times, or toning down the disorder in areas but still maintaining a regular pitch, I think it's imperative.

Yet you did research the disorder heavily and make sure you were being completely accurate?

We sent the script to the National Autistic Society, just to read the dialogues. Because there are a lot of things characters like Rizwan Khan don't say. They say things literally, so there are a lot of expressions they won't use. And then we sent the first bits of rushes to people, to see if we're doing okay. Because we needed to know. You see, it's such a varied disorder and there are so many strains of it, there's no one way of doing it. So one had to strike that balance between the projection of this character on mainstream celluloid and getting the facts right.

So, therefore, having Shah Rukh and Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy and Sharmishtha [Roy, art director] and Manish [Malhotra, costume designer] and all the people I've worked with earlier were also important. But I think all of them have been challenged. I don't think they've done something like this. We're very far away from the release, and one can never be sure, but the feeling definitely was that we haven't done this before. So either we could have totally screwed it up or maybe got it right, so that's something that I don't know. At all.

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By Bollywood Hungama News Network, November 20, 2009 - 12:31 IST

She has been the eternal 'Dhak Dhak' girl who ruled every human heart with her 'Ek Do Teen' number! She is none other than the eternal gorgeous Madhuri Dixit, who is now all set to play the role of the iconic (late Prime Minister) Indira Gandhi, in the biopic that is being made by the renowned director Krishna Shah. The two-part motion picture titled Mother: The Indira Gandhi Story was announced on her 92nd birth anniversary, which was on November 19th.

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Kurbaan Scores Big In Paid Previews - BOI


Kurbaan did fantastic business in paid preview across India on Thursday. The film collected 1.25 crore nett from 500 paid preview shows.



This is the second biggest collection as far as paid previews goes after the 2 crore nett of Ghajini last year.


Kurbaan Opens To An Average Response-BOI


Kurbaan has taken a below par opening on its first day. Although the opening is decent at certain multiplexes, the film was expected to take a bigger start.

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Don 2: The chase begins again in Sep 2010

In a brief conversation with Filmfare, Ritesh Sidhwani told us that the sequel to Excel Entertainment's superhit movie Don, directed by Farhan Akhtar and starring King Khan that was announced right after the movie is now ready to roll. The dates with Shah Rukh are all sorted and they are planning to begin shooting in Berlin in September.


Katrina Kaif in Dostana 2

Now that Abhijeet (Bobby Deol) and Neha (Priyanka Chopra) are a happy couple, writer director Tarun Mansukhani and India's favourite gay couple Sam (Abhishek Bachchan) and Kunal (John Abraham) need to find another woman to fall for. And look who stepped in to fill those shoes... Katrina Kaif! Now, we know what the Katrina-Karan dostana was all about!


Kurbaan getting mixed reviews!

All the way from worst film ever to bets film of 2009 - Kurbaan has opened to mixed reviews. Time will tell what the fate of the film is. Critics have been surprisingly gentle. Moral of the story - keep your friends close and media closer!

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Easily my most awaited film considering its coming from directors of Race , Baazigar , Khiladi , Ajnabee , Humraaz and has Abhishek , Katrina :D

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